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Jemma Salume

Gimme some fucking regular gouda over here!
liek mudkipz?
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Oooh my gosh, I wanna go clubbing in Japan
liek mudkipz?
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K BACK
Birdie hey baby
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DREW CHEKOV



... kinda.

Also some other dudes )

THEY'RE LIKE FAKEMON ALMOST
Birdie hey baby
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I LOVE SPECULATIVE BIOLOGY

Let's all devwatch Abiogenesis. (blog has scientists popping up in the comments to give critiques, oh my god)

Specworld -- Whatever killed the dinosaurs never happened! Dinosaurs! Everywhere!

Snaiad -- Completely alien, crazy muscle system, awesome illos, whales with water-jet butts.

Eobasileus -- Posts from early years dedicated to spec creatures. Fanged seasnake crocs!

Furahan Biology and Allied Matters -- Centaurs! Biplane birds! And he links/reviews other crazy spec-bio stuff, which is how I found the next thing...

Diary of Inhuman Species Doesn't appear to be doing it from an evolutionary standpoint (I know, baaaaaw), but man, sentient octopus monsters.

... And just in case these links start making you think REAL animals are boring, here's Zoolillogix. Were it not for this blog, I might have gone through life ignorant of the fact that moray eels have a second set of extendable jaws in their throat, like Alien. (This does not, in any way, diminish their cuteness.)

(All of this because Noscans started Off-Topic Tuesday. Clearly I need to start scheduling my homework time differently, I am not gonna get anything done on Tuesdays now. Back to work, Jemma, you filthy art-peon!)

Perhaps I am taking this idea too far
Batman Beyond ;P
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Hey you're right Ed, Andre 3000 as Silver Surfer is pretty perfect.



Now who's he a herald of?

Sorcerer Supremes: Honorable Mentions
Birdie hey baby
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Frog Thor doesn't know why everyone's so fixated on being Sorcerer Supreme when they could be a Thor.



Luckily we are not listening to Frog Thor. )

Sorceress Supreme
Knight-Bat wtf.
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Okay, so I was flipping through my sketchbook today, and I saw this old doodle of Doctor Strange. And I remembered he's not the Sorcerer Supreme anymore, but I couldn't remember who replaced him.

Wiki sez Brother Voodoo, right? Okay, I think, that can't be too bad, I can deal with that. I mean, Strange quit because he started using dark magic, and he's replacing himself with a "Comic-Book-Version-of-Voodoo" practitioner, which is like telling a kid they can't have a icee but they can have the slurpee, but okay, this could --



Oh I'm not fooling anybody. If that's the best guy Strange could get for the job, I think the good Doctor needs to look at the other half of the hiring pool...

The new Supremes )

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Illogical.
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So I'm back from SDCC. Tomorrow I will tell you all the crazy things that happened. Until then, you might want to read this, in which Good Tim Callahan discusses the con, the New Awesome, and how I am gonna kick Megan Fox's ass.

(She's really asking for it. Are you reading this Meg? Whatever you're doing, you cut that out right now.)

WEREWOLVES ARE THE BEST
Illogical.
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MING

I SEE YOUR VLAD THE IMPALER AND RAISE YOU:



THE BENANDANTI
 
(TLDR: The Benandanti were a 15th century Italian Catholic shaman werewolf cult. They fought witches! They were werewolves! It was awesome!)

ITALIAN WEREWOLVES IN TIGHTS >>>> SPARKLY VAMPIRES

FAMOUS B.BOYS THRU HISTORY:
HECTOR PLASM
MY CRAZY TWO-HEADED UNCLE JORGE
THE ONE SISTER FROM GINGER SNAPS

Eagles of Death Metal - POOR DOGGIE
TV on the Radio - WOLF LIKE ME
Vivaldi, as done by Janine Jansen - L'ESTATE III
Baha Men - WHO LET THE DOGS OUT


Your move, my friend, your move.
 

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Birdie bzuh?
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I go in designing a myxomatosis bunny death monster and come out with a Star Saphire redesign. How does THAT happen? How do death bunnies become space nuns in go-go boots? I ask you.


WHAT
Butterfly oh noes!
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I CAN'T STOP READING BATTLE FOR THE COWL GUYS, LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME, I BLAME MY ENTIRE FLIST

It's like, the perfect combination of comic book and trainwreck. I can't look away. I am sitting here hoping Jason kills everybody and ends the entire franchise.

(Gosh, now I wanna make a comic strip primer of Jason Todd's life, from ill-fated tire theft all the way up to killing everyone and breaking the universe.)

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Butterfly oh noes!
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Okay, so I see Skottie Young has gotten on the front page of Deviantart, fun times yay.

BUT WHA-


Spider-Man Cover by *skottieyoung on deviantART

Dear flist, tell me I'm not the only one seeing the cat face in the light/shadow pattern there. ALL I SEE IS CAT.

THE ANSWER TO LIFE'S PROBLEMS
Birdie hey baby
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The world is MADNESS! Women wail in the streets! Owls fly by daylight! Dogs turn on their masters!

Comic monthlies are four bucks!!!

Friends! There is a better way! Walk not the path of despair!

WHAT A GOOD IDEA YOU GUYS, HOLY CRAP!

THANK YOU INTERNET, WE LOVE YOU INTERNET )

Are we gonna let de-elevator bring us down?
Butterfly draw!
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Okay so basically if you aren't reading the latest Butterfly storyline, you're missing out on the cutest thing ever.

Happy Valentine's Day!
Birdie hey baby
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Birthday birthday birthday
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Happy birthday Joel Carroll! Fun facts about Joel:

-He gives people pens
-He is a grizzled and hard-bitten Internet Space Cop
-His boss is a cat

Shine on, you crazy Lantern.

HOT NERD WITH A RAYGUN
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I need to stop falling for every guy who gets a snazzy redesign. And RAYGUN. PEW PEW LASER BEES.

I demand Joyous Science Adventures and robot battles post-haste.

BY THE HOARY #%*-ING HOSTS
Knight-Bat wtf.
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WOOHOOOOOO

HAPPY NEW YEAR AAAARGH
Knight-Bat wtf.
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Seven Soldiers is like, the best thing ever.

(why yes I do read everything four years late, why do you ask)



Jemma's New Year Resolutions:

-Don't get hit by a bus
-Don't get screwed over
-Don't eat dorm food
-Don't slack off
-Don't draw so much stupid crap
-Don't forget friends

My birthday's next week! WTH, RITE?!

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Birdie bzuh?
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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday I pulled over and changed [info]emlan's flat tire (15 points). In July I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In January I caught a purse-snatcher who stole [info]stereotypist's purse (30 points). Last month I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Monday I stole [info]alexds3's purse (-30 points).

Overall, I've been nice (639 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!

Sincerely,
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